You’ve seen them: “We Buy Houses” and “Cash for Cars” signs stapled to poles and stuck in our medians. Our town already bans them. We just don’t enforce it, and that hurts the businesses that follow the rules.

My plan: list every local business free in a town directory, promote them weekly on an official town page, have DPW pull illegal signs and fine the business for each one, and pay local nonprofits like our scouts for every sign they collect.

Same rules for everyone. Full plan at kevinforns.com. How would you fix it? Tell me in the comments.